Keeping It Fresh

So this week's winner of the redneckiest t-shirt award goes to another student whose shirt read the following: Stand up and take it like a man! with a picture of a deer with a target (bullseye) on it and a hunter in the background in a deer stand. Apparently the hunter is taunting the deer in this scene. It must be the ol' silent taunt because the hunter obviously doesn't want the deer to run away... or maybe the hunter is simply keeping his unkind words to himself as he doesn't want to offend the deer. He could be thinking "It is the 21st Century by golly." I'm sure he's an intelligent man with high values of equality and tolerance towards others who aren't like him because any behavior otherwise is not the way of the mountain man...aka Klan member and/or DUMB F*CK HILLJACKS. Plus, I'm sure he meant nothing with the gender slur either... why does it have to be a man? Women can be tough too in today's world, right? Then there's the damn deer, who has to be thinking "Who is this ass-clown sitting on a board in a tree pretending to blend in? Who the f*ck does this guy think he is? This is my hood!" Seriously, what the hell would that hunter do if their roles were reversed? ..."Son of a bitch! I'm getting shot at and all I want is some damn breakfast!" Could you imagine being a deer with some shit-for-brains' stuffed head on your wall? "Howdy, how's you doin? Me? I is never been better. Oh that there head on that there wall over yonder? Yep, that was my first huntin trip. Got me a big ol' ugly son bitch. Serves him right fer eatin wild nuts and berries and mindin his own bih-ness."

Seriously what the fizznuck?


OK enough of that. On to the SOCCER!
So, congratulations to Eduardo da Silva on your monumental return. With Arshavin in the side now, Walcott back within weeks, and Cesc "on the mend," the Gunners could still make a push into the top 4. It appears as if it may be a mountain to climb, but if any team can get on a hot streak, it's Arsenal. Chelsea may be the team they beat out, instead of Villa, if they can manage to get back into it. I guess only time will tell.

Holla!

Oh and stay tuned for the return of the 3 Morons BPL Predictions this weekend!

Holla again!